memoiRs Of tHe dyiNg

Yehey!!we are capped and badged and we are ready to conquer the world!!!bwahahahaha..all sickness out there?!!!BEWARE!!!for the Le Sapeur ‘06 are here to make you all disappear..bwahahahahaha..ang saya noh??hehehe..

guys!!!!we, the pioneering nursing students of ‘06, have finally made it to our capping and badging!!!hahaha..it carries with it responsibility to help eradicate the sickness of the world!!!!not by guns!!!not by pens!!!but by giving QUALITY care!!!!bwahahaha..flip those charts and and start charting!!

I AM a crazy biatch with nothing to say but the words i want to say!!hahaha..i am as happy a catterpillar, trapped in a cocoon, transforming into a butterfly and then FLY!!!!!(then butterfly becomes dead because it was eaten by bats!bwahahaha..)

i am happy!!for me!!for the KULASAW!!for the demigodz!!!!for my batchmates!!!for the world!!!!hahaha..and next i would like to say…

LORD GOD,

mom,dad, aunts, uncles, lolas, lolos, sis’s, bro, cuzns, KULASAW, klasmates, skulmates, batchmates, Le Sapeur-mates,demigodz, best, yanie, shy2x, former klasmates sa high school, tau, BELT, txtmates, papai, paparts, ex-boyfriends(jamon and francis..yes, 2 rah jud cLa!hehe),to those insignificant people i haven’t mentioned….

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING PART OF MY LIFE!!!

you guys made me!!..u made me stronger, better, more pessimistic, optimistic, evil, good, delicious, sexy and confident about life and everything in it..u made me want to face life after thinking of suicide..u guys worth all the bitchiness the world could give you..so u might learn to be strong and have faith that everything will be okay!!okay??!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!pwamis!!!

some of you may be gone!!!but u will always be in my heart!!i promise!!

i love you!!and thank you!!i am happy!!

mwuah!!!(^o^)

Ang badge sa laki ke mura ug para sa pog..hehe..kato bitawng libre sa coke saona??hehehe..lingaw biya to nah dula..hehe..

and cap ke murak kanang sa nurse ..ana diay nah??hahaha

and akong token ke dako ug boobz…hahaha..liwat sa tag-iya!!!excuse me..di ni dako noh?!! normal sized ni..basta!!dili ko NGT!!hehehe..Nursing Gamay’s Totoy!!hahaha..

ang uniform ke murag sa yaya..hahaha..pwede chambermaids para sossy??hehehehe…pwd nako mutrabaho sa elena!!hahaha… but ana c ch0y, si sir vince ke murag bata ni paso, dghan mi na willing mu yaya..naka uniform na gud mi daan!!yehey!!hehe..

ang signet song ke murag sa graduation..hhahaha..murag kabot sa grad’n..hahaha..apil2x ug capping di diay ka grad!!hahahaha…

ang program ke murag invitation sa kasal!!bwahaha..MASS WEDDING daw toh!!hehehehe..

ang akong food ke gamay rah!!akong manok bukog!!walay unod!!!hohoho..gutom ko…hohoho..hehe..

si MAAM KHANZ ke maau mu violin..katalented!!but klasehan japun mi sa nutri day after capping..no rest???hohoho..hehehe..

si MAAM LUYNA ke maau na EMCEE..mistress jud kah sa ceremony..dako kag kalo..hehe..cute kaau tanawon si maam!!..:)

si SIR GIAN ke maau mag-Nightingale’s Pledge!!hahahahaha…dili mu follow sa praktis!!!nakulbaan!!na-conscius!!dghan man gud muengon nah gwapo xa!!hahai nah lang..hehehe…halu sir!!!

si SIR JUDE ke nag-LEad sa SILAHIS..hahaha..nag-beat??or nisayaw??hmmmm..hehehehehe…

si SIR ERIC ke naghatag ug hair pin..maau man daay kah manghatag sir noh??very kaau..hahahahahaha…

si SIR CHARLES ke MALAMIAN!!!!!!!MALAMIAN!!!MAKAON!!!MAKAON!!!!bwahahaha…maau mu-sax!!mg-flute!!!magpakatawa!!!sabay!!!wise!!!bright!!!gabsa ang clet sa uban!!!hahahahaha..la man ko’y clet..unsaon nako ni????haahahhahahah…

si SIR VINCE ke murag ring bearer!!!!cute au tanawon!!!hehehehe..ako emu yaya sir ha?!!!(awp..masuko si donna..so????bwahahaha)

si MAAM DOLLY ke nurse kaau tanawon..so professional..sakto jud..gracious and formal!!!hehe

si SIR CLOWE ke maau mutula..ang kalo!!ang kalo maktabang sa dgway sa tawo..(awo!!saktoh bah??)hehehe..maau mu set ug program..heehe..nice..

ang mga Guests..di kabalo mu sturya ang isa!!tawon!!abe naq professional kah..y man ka galaktaw laktaw?!"i will go back to that..the 2nd thing.."..baga!!but naay uban na nys musturya!!azn!!naa juy meaning ang gpangsturya!!

ang mga ushers and usherettes..hmmm..were u there???thanks for not standing out..u were very negligible para nako..but thanx anyway for leading the guests to their seats!!!

to LE SAPEUR ‘06…future "dollar-earners"…future "CHEFS AND CHAMBERMAIDS"!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS FOR A JOB WEL DONE!!!!!!!!

“naa pAh ko’y buhaton” – pangitah lain kaistorya

“ambot” – o na lagi

“ayyy” – ulaw ko

“talaga lang ha?” – pangilad diha

“bastah gud” – kuLit bah ui..

“bz kah??” – bored ko..

“hala kaluoy..” – da!! mirisi!!

“tan.awon lang nako ha..” – dLi sigUro ko, kapoi

“tHank y0u sa gift” – mayntag nind0t aNg suLod..

Never set a standard in the love your looking for coz you’ll end up eating your words for love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why??? He will answer: "if you truly love, you don’t need to choose"…

why is it so hard to say you’re wrong??

coz it often involves saying "i’m sorry" whish is eve harder..

My life is incomplete n your absence…

My soul has grown a hole since you’ve been gone…

My heart can’t beat if not for you…

My sky’s devoid of your sun…

My heads all fucked up since you left me…

My lungs no longer draw air…

The pit in my soul that once you filled is now a pit of despair…

All I hear is your echo…

All I see is the shadow of your smile…

All I can breathe is my loneliness…

Just to live is an ongoing trial…

How I wish you are here with me…

To brighten my day with your light…

To fill my soul with laughter…

To make darkness the flight…

But you’re just a memory…

The biggest mistake of my life…

Six things about a male’s mind:

- If she pushes him to open up, he might short circuit

- They fall in love faster than chicks do because they tend to be visual. They like their legs so spread-eagled in a jeep for they want their sexual potency to be noticed by women.

- Men demonstrate their devotion than saying it ‘because testosterone is linked to physical assertiveness.

- Man is naturally driven to have sex with many women in order to spread their seeds, an evolutionary need to propagate.

- Guys thrive within a marriage for they want security in a relationship.

Being committed to love someone means losing the opportunity of having others to love you… So be sure the person your committed to deserve your love and worthy of your sacrifice.